"Some primal termite knocked on wood; and tasted it, and found it good." -Ogden Nash

This is Gus Gus. Yes, we named him. (and yes it is just a random picture from google images-but he represents Gus Gus, who I have NO desire to take a picture of). Well, he decided to eat the wood in our home. He has THOUSANDS of family members that have joined him on this endeavor. We hate them. We are moving. Just thought I would let you know....